Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the gays' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. m"Isn't it wonderful?" Brad
Tell me everything you know...I have a few seconds to waste.
=> DOCTORSSupposedly, all women are after a Doctor, so don't expect your relationship to last more than 5 years. Eventually, he'll run off with some nurse from his office, or one of his young women patients that is pretending to be sick. He'll wait until you are stuck with a few kids to do this. This is not a problem with your Engineer husband. He had a hard enough time meeting you. It is
OK, I know, the website is called Funny-Potato.com, but here is a funny banana anyway! 
I did not know there could be 2 bananas in the same peel!
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a semi-trailer as a couch.
I may not like Kim Kardashian. I may think she's everything that's wrong with America if it had a giant ass and a penchant for trick photography. I might even nurse a theory that her entire family murdered Nicole... ...read full story
LONGEVITY
Let’s not wear out our welcome, k? Thx.
(Joan Rivers)
Even under the best of circumstances .. *shudder*
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A prisoner at the Edmonton Maximum Security Prison started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from PHANTOM OF THE OPERA."When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly. "we're going to tour the
Sorry, but I not have gifts ideas for you for this Valentine’s Day. But I do have a list of what NOT TO give to your valentine this year!
Here is a list of 7 of the worst gifts for Valentine’s Day! And if you bought one of those, you might consider bringing it back to the store and buy something else… 
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