During World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. The captain told the navigator to go down to the crew quarters and tell a joke or something, at least they would die laughing.The navigator went down and said to the crew, "What would you think if I could split the whole ship in two by hitting my penis against

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