An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks once more for old times sake. He hires a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He’s going at it as best as he can for a guy his age. He asks, "How am I doing?"The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you’re doing about three knots.""Three knots?" he replies, "What’s that supposed to mean?" She says, "You’re knot hard, you’re

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