When I got to work Monday, I was limping something awful. My boss noticed and asked me what had happened.I told him, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old football injury that acts up once in a while."My boss eyed me suspiciously and said, "Gee, I never knew you played football."I said, "Well, I don't. I hurt it yesterday when I lost $100 on New York Jets. I put my foot through the television..."

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