A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to flight #293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. So set back and relax - OH MY GOD!"Silence
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Well, it’s basically divine intervention that keeps planes in the air, right? I’m sure I’ve talked to people who believe that. So maybe the pilot was actually talking to God visiting the cockpit, only he just forgot to turn off the intercom. And he had to shout, because (while it’s not widely reported) the diety is a bit hard of hearing in His left ear.
See, there’s an explanation for everything.