Archive for August, 2010
A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently very intelligent. Hoping to impress her, he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors and [...]
Very funny, but OK, not very politically correct…
The guy came up to me, my manager, the first day and said, ‘I want you to go to all the tables, scrape the gum off with a butter knife.’ And I was thinking, ‘I’m not doing that. I’m definitely not doing it.’ But I thought, why just say, ‘No! The hell with you!’ and get fired? That’s boring. Instead I said to him, ‘Yeah, OK. I’ll do it.’ Then, I didn’t do it, and he came up to me later: ‘Did you scrape the gum off the tables?’ I was like, ‘Oh, yeah, of course I did, sure.’ And later, he comes up, he goes, ‘You didn’t scrape the gum off the tables?’ I’m like, ‘Ah! No. Damn.’ ‘Are you gonna do it?’ ‘Yeah, of course I’m gonna do it.’ Three days later, I got fired. I got paid for three days.
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sponkit.com Kendra Wilkinson was looking great in a bikini after giving birth to son…
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Via People:
When a little white baggie fell out of the purse she was carrying, Paris Hilton had an explanation for Las Vegas police.
“She had not seen it but now thought it was gum,” said an officer’s report.
Just let her go. Just fucking let her go and arrest Lindsay Lohan again so everyone can wake up Read More …
Vell, Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church. Lena went every Sunday and taught Sunday School. Ole went on Christmas and Easter and once in awhile he went on one of the other Sundays. On one of those Sundays, he was in the pew right behind Lena and he noticed vhat a fine [...]
Here are some cats pictures that were taken at the New York Cat Fashion Show. The funny weird thing about these pictures is that it looks like all the cats are unhappy to be there!
Here are the pictures of these unhappy cats!
Added to the Funny Animals page!
I always wanted to be a figure skater as a kid, too, that was like my fantasy dream. But whenever I watch it, I think I would have totally done it alone. I don’t know how these people have enough control over the tempers to be working with a partner. Because if I worked with some guy for 15 years, and we got to the Olympics, and out of nowhere he just fell — oh, I’d skate around just to chop off his fingers. I would, and I would not feel bad about that — ever. ‘Now when you’re nubbing your cereal spoon in the morning, you can look at that box and remember why we’re not on it.’
