… MTV actually managed to find another beast in the same species as Snooki and pays it more than you make in a year for just one episode. (That should get you drinking.) U-S-A!
See you Tuesday,
- The Superficial
NOTE: I’ll be rekinding my drug-like addiction with Formspring over the long weekend, so feel free to pummel Read More …
- Melanie Griffith in The Saddest Thing You Will Ever Read.
- Amy Winehouse wants Pete Doherty to crash at her place for a spell. This should be good.
- Mel Gibson apparently wasn’t clear the first two time. “BLOW. ME. ON. MY. PENIS.”
- Hilary Duff in The Oldest Trick in the Book. Read More …
Via People:
When a little white baggie fell out of the purse she was carrying, Paris Hilton had an explanation for Las Vegas police.
“She had not seen it but now thought it was gum,” said an officer’s report.
Just let her go. Just fucking let her go and arrest Lindsay Lohan again so everyone can wake up Read More …












