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Husband: Hi Dear, I am logged in.
Wife: Would you like to have some snacks?
Husband: Hard disk full.
Wife: Have you brought the stuff which i asked for?
Husband: Bad command or file name.
Wife: But I told you about it in the morning!
Husband: Syntax error, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife: Oh my God! Forget it, where’s your salary?
Husband: File in [...]
What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball. Seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.
A girl standing next to him eyed [...]
Wow! I received from Chris this morning 4 pictures of a “Funny Monster”. Well, this is what it looks like! A strange hairy beast, looking like a rug with teeth.
No idea though if this beast really exists, but I’ll let you judge by seeing these pictures of this strange creature.
Added to the Funny Animals page!
A police officer pulled over a red Corvette after it had run a stop sign. “May I see your driver’s license and registration please?”
“What’s the problem, officer?”
“You just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection.”
“Oh, come on pal, there wasn’t a car within miles of me”.
“Nevertheless sir, you are required to come [...]
1. MILKING IT: When stroking a guy’s dick don’t grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don’t use the penis as if it’s a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty,and should be worshiped and [...]
Two managers are going over their budget for the next year. After analyzing expenses and revenues, they come to the conclusion that they will have to lay off one of their two assistants, Jack or Jane. They go back and forth but can’t decide who to lay off. Finally, one manager decides that they lay [...]
Received 2 days ago from Marcus, here is a video file of 1 minute 50 seconds, containing 22 mini and funny video clips!
Here are the humorous videos!
Added to the Funny Videos pages.
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The [...]
