Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow who was as pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very [...]

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor… “Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes.” A man in Hell asked Devil: [...]

The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 13% of the time it is pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it’s in the hole. It has two [...]

I never met my grandfather. He died before I was born. I think he died in a car accident, or something. Maybe he died of a lungs cancer, since he smoked a lot.

My mother does not like to talk about it though, so I don’t really know. All I have of him is this last picture of him, with my mother…

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his steely gray eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her, his experienced gaze measuring her, hypnotizing her with his [...]

A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl in an exclusive lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment where he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently very intelligent. Hoping to impress her, he began showing her his collection of expensive paintings, first editions by famous authors and [...]

I like it: “Be nice with fat people. One day they might save your life.” Very funny, but OK, not very politically correct…

Vell, Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church. Lena went every Sunday and taught Sunday School. Ole went on Christmas and Easter and once in awhile he went on one of the other Sundays. On one of those Sundays, he was in the pew right behind Lena and he noticed vhat a fine [...]

Here are some cats pictures that were taken at the New York Cat Fashion Show. The funny weird  thing about these pictures is that it looks like all the cats are unhappy to be there!

Here are the pictures of these unhappy cats!

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On his first date with a beautiful woman, Tim decided to impress her with his knowledge of wine. He told the wine steward to bring a bottle of 1985 Sterling Chabernet Sauvignon from the Carneros District. Upon tasting the wine, Tim berated the steward, “No, no, this is a 1987 Vintage from the North coast [...]