Found a Penny on the Floor

Strangest Case

mike — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:00:46 +0000

Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three, I got married to a widow who was as pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very [...]

Sons-in-Laws An old woman had 3 daughters. One day she decided...
Two Starving Cannibals Two starving cannibals, a father and son, were out trying...
Just Pass Driving Test An inquired of his father as to when they could...

Maria Bamford: Incoming Calls

mike — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:00:41 +0000

My supervisor — let’s call him Greenbean — said that there were certain bigwigs who you should never put on hold, certain VIPs who you should never put on hold, and I could never remember who those people were. So, I put everyone on hold and I conferenced them, and I let them sort it out amongst themselves.

Maria Bamford: Incoming Calls My supervisor — let’s call him Greenbean — said that...
Dan Naturman: Alumni Calls You spend like a $100 grand in tuition, and you...
Old Couple A couple who’d been married for over 50 years was...

Maria Bamford: Incoming Calls

mike — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:00:34 +0000

Dan Naturman: Alumni Calls You spend like a $100 grand in tuition, and you...
Old Couple A couple who’d been married for over 50 years was...
Daniel Tosh: Airport Phone Fun So when I get a phone call at the airport,...

Jennifer Lopez Received Penelope Cruz’ Career Advice

mike — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:00:28 +0000

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sponkit.com Jennifer Lopez received a career advice from Penelope Cruz — to keep making…

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Penelope Cruz in a bikini Before jetting off to Rome for the premiere of Nine...
Jennifer Aniston: Award Presenter, Relationship Advice For Friends sponkit.com sponkit.com Jennifer Aniston is going to be one of...
Jennifer Aniston Won’t Swap Hollywood For Hawaii sponkit.com sponkit.com Jennifer Aniston sparked rumors that she was leaving...

Happy Labor Day Weekend, Everybody…

mike — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:00:23 +0000

… MTV actually managed to find another beast in the same species as Snooki and pays it more than you make in a year for just one episode. (That should get you drinking.) U-S-A!
See you Tuesday,
- The Superficial
NOTE: I’ll be rekinding my drug-like addiction with Formspring over the long weekend, so feel free to pummel Read More …

Happy Labor Day Weekend! (Plus Bikinis) What’s up, guys? Going to take off for the Labor...
Valentine’s Day Weekend! The Valentine’s Day Weekend is almost here! Yes, Valentine’s Day...
‘And I Stood Upon the Sand of the Sea, and Saw a Beast Rise Up…’ …. having seven heads and ten horns, and upon...

Funny hilarious pictures-Pipe control

mike — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:00:18 +0000

So Much Fun That It Scares Off Women

mike — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 05:00:07 +0000

“THE BIG BANG THEORY”

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Chinese WalMart are fun! In China, many things are very different than what we...
Valentine’s Day gift for women? Sorry, but I not have gifts ideas for you for...

Poor Husbands

mike — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 05:00:18 +0000

Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor He is designed to remain Silent indoor… “Husband is one who is the head of the family, but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes.” A man in Hell asked Devil: [...]

Hi-Tech Conversation Husband: Hi Dear, I am logged in. Wife: Would you...
Poor Young Lady A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to...
A Jealous Husband A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on...

Lynne Koplitz: Size Zero Roommate

mike — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 05:00:05 +0000

She actually asked me for four grapes once. She counted grapes. What kind of mental patient counts grapes? Do you know anyone who does that? That’s the weirdest thing. I was like, ‘Four grapes…’ To me grapes aren’t even a food. They’re like a palate cleanser. That’s what I eat to get the Big Mac taste out of my mouth.

“I love Big Mac” T-Shirt… A very funny t-shirt: “I love Big Mac”! Available only...
Sinbad: Lying to Women You keep asking me questions that you know I have...
Little Johnny’s Halloween Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of...

NEW TAX CODE

mike — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 05:01:11 +0000

The only thing IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 13% of the time it is pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard up, and 5% of the time it’s in the hole. It has two [...]

Hairspray A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in...
Art Exhibition A couple are at an Art exhibition and they are...
An Unemployed Man An unemployed man is desperate to support his family. His...