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What is the definition of Mistress?

mike — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 06:00:41 +0000

What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress Related posts:Post Mistress Approaching the counter at a local post office, I said...Definition Fail Submitted by Daniel T ...Depends of what your definition of “it” is Sushi Bar All you can it SUSHI Enjoy Engrish... Related posts:

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Jon Lajoie: Bought a Car

mike — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 06:00:04 +0000

I bought a car last week. Well, by 'bought' I mean 'poisoned' and by 'car' I mean 'my neighbor's dog.' Related posts:Tom Cruise Bought $30k Race Car For Daughter Suri sponkit.com sponkit.com Tom Cruise reportedly bought his cute little daughter...Tom, Dick and Harry Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a...Bought them at [...] Related posts:

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Tennis Balls

mike — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:00:52 +0000

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball. Seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.
A girl standing next to him eyed [...]

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Funny monster

mike — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:00:46 +0000

Wow! I received from Chris this morning 4 pictures of a “Funny Monster”. Well, this is what it looks like! A strange hairy beast, looking like a rug with teeth.

No idea though if this beast really exists, but I’ll let you judge by seeing these pictures of this strange creature.

Added to the Funny Animals page!

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Good Year

mike — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:00:44 +0000

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms? A: Melt them into a tire and call it a good year. Related posts:Condoms With Spermicide A farmer walked into a drug store and said to...5-year-old Granddaughter A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding...Money for the year 2010 I would like to inform all [...] Related posts:

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Julian McCullough: Male Cleaning Schedule

mike — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:00:38 +0000

I used to live with five straight guys and -- ew, the cleaning schedule was 'nope.' Related posts:Julian McCullough: Drunk Girl Orgasm Trying to get a drunk girl to finish is like...Cleaning the pool Now that Fall has well begun, with the cold days...Cleaning Fail Submitted by Ali ... Related posts:

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Christina Ricci might have been drinking

mike — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:00:35 +0000

Here's an absolutely shit-faced Christina Ricci in Paris last night, and is anyone at all surprised to see Lindsay Lohan at the scene of the crime? That's like seeing a fish in the ocean. If the ocean was 3/4ths... ...read full story

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Best funny pictures ever-Sports bloopers

mike — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:00:29 +0000

Funny sports clothes ! Here are 10 funny pictures of athletes clothing! Be careful...
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Like a female Perez Hilton

mike — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 06:00:08 +0000

FAIRY GOTHMOTHER
You know…from Tim Burton’s Cinderella.

(Vyxsin from The Amazing Race)

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Slow Down Vs Complete Stop

mike — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 06:00:14 +0000

A police officer pulled over a red Corvette after it had run a stop sign. “May I see your driver’s license and registration please?”
“What’s the problem, officer?”
“You just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection.”
“Oh, come on pal, there wasn’t a car within miles of me”.
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